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字幕來源：豆瓣 后期：筆?·Lee
翻校人員：米粒
本字幕非人人影視翻譯 人人影視只做壓制處理
不許用腳 No feet!
不要 No! No!
-不要拽我頭發 -就要 -No! Not the hair! -Yes.
-不要 弗蘭西斯 -嗷 -Not the -Frances! -Ow!
我本來想做意式菠菜烘蛋的 但搞砸啦 亂糟糟的 I tried to make a frittata, but it's really more of a scramble.
這段挺有意思的 This is interesting.
"用'真誠'來形容一部文學作品 To praise a work of literature by calling it sincere...
充其量不過是在說 雖然這本書" is now at best a way of saying that, although it may be given...
"沒有在審美和智慧上有什么可取之處" no aesthetic or intellectual admiration
我可不會去吃家養的狗 I wouldn't eat a domesticated dog
你這么說是因為它們很可愛 You say that just because they're cute.
別犯傻了 Don't be stupid.
我該回自己的床上睡 I should sleep in my own bed.
為什么 Why?
因為我花錢買了床啊 Because I bought it.
留這兒吧 Stay.
但把襪子給脫了 But take off your socks.
弗蘭西斯·哈
-這貓沒有毛嗎 -不 它的卷毛很漂亮啊 -it's hairless? -No, it has fine, curly hair.
這房子在威徹斯特鎮 There's this house in Westchester -
地下室里有很多只柯尼斯卷毛貓 the basement is all Cornish Rexes.
可難聞了 房子頂樓有很多暹羅貓 It smells awful. The top floor is Siamese cats.
-我對貓過敏 -它們都是低過敏性的 -I'm allergic to cats. -They're hypoallergenic.
-這只貓可是特別為弗蘭西斯來的 -噢 誰知道呢 -This is a special Frances kitty. -Oh. Who knew?
這只稍微矮小些 也更便宜 This one's the runt, which is cheaper,
但我覺得它是最好的一只 but I think it's the best one anyway.
我想買這只矮的 還有一只正常的 I figure one runt and one regular.
每只貓我都預付了100塊了 I put a hundred-dollar down payment on each cat.
其實是正常的這只100 矮的這只80 Well, 80 for the runt and a hundred for the other one.
只買一只不就行了 Why not just get one cat?
貓也要朋友 買了一只就得再買一只的 A cat needs a buddy. If you get one, you need two.
為了讓你一只都不買我愿意掏兩百 I'll give you $200 to get no cats.
那如果你不在家誰來照顧它們 So who will take care of them if you go away?
我是覺得我們可以一起買下來 I thought we could get 'em together.
那讓它們在兩個人家之間跑來跑去 And move them back and forth between our apartments?
沒有 我是想 No. I thought maybe...
你可以搬來跟我一起住 you could move in with me.
噢 哇 Oh. Wow.
-你愿意搬進來跟我一起住嗎 -好啊 -Do you want to move in with me? -Yeah.
當然 我是說 我還有事情要處理 Yes. I mean, I do have this other thing.
-什么事 -我也不知道 -What other thing? -Well, I don't know.
我答應過索菲要住滿房子的合同期 I promised Sophie I'd stay through the lease...
她應該還會想要續租的 and she'll probably want to renew it.
我是不是很糟糕 對不起 我覺得自己很糟糕 Is that bad? I'm sorry. I feel bad.
-她就不能另找室友嗎 -能吧 但她是我朋友啊 -Can't she find someone else? -Yeah, but it's my friend.
-行吧 -我想搬來和你住的 -好吧 -Uh-huh. -I want to move in with you. -Okay.
-我感覺很糟糕 -別這樣了 無所謂的 -I feel bad. -Don't feel bad. Forget it.
-不 怎么了 -沒什么 -No. What? -Nothing.
-你生氣了 -我沒生氣 我只是失望 -You're mad. -I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
-我感覺很糟糕 -不要再感覺糟糕了 -I feel bad. -Stop feeling bad.
弗蘭西斯 我讓你搬來跟我一起住 然后你拒絕了 Frances, I asked you to move in. You said no.
-可是我不能啊 -你能 只是你不想 -But I can't. -You can. You don't want to.
-誰打來的 -沒關系 我不必接的 -Who is it? -I don't have to get it.
到底是誰 Who is it?
-索菲 我可以晚點打回去 -接電話吧 -Sophie. I'll call her later. -Just pick up the phone.
-你確定嗎 -接吧 -Are you sure? -Answer it.
喲 妞 干嘛呢 Yo, girl! What's up?
嘿 你在哪呢 Hey, where are you?
我來不了 I can't come.
你是不是喝醉啦 Are you drunk?
愛死你了 I love you!
啊 餃子店 Ahh! Dumpling House!
我現在不太方便講電話 I can't really talk right now.
好吧 我愛你 Okay. I love you.
好吧 Okay.
愛死你了 I love you.
她和朋友在一起 She's with these guys...
本吉和列夫 在中國城的一個派對 Benji and Lev, at a party in Chinatown.
他們喝醉了 They're drunk.
我不知道 I don't know.
或許這樣下去不是辦法 Maybe this isn't working.
-我很抱歉 -我也是 -I'm sorry. -Me too..
或許 不 還是算了吧 Maybe -No, never mind.
-什么事 -我想把買貓的錢給你 -What? -I want to pay you for the cats.
我可不會拿你的錢 I'm not gonna take money from you...
但貓我還是會買的 but I am going to get the cats anyway.
那你不就成了養著兩只貓的單身男人了 But then you're gonna be a single guy with two cats.
為什么是單身男人 Why would I be single?
-還養著兩只貓呢 -不 我知道 -With two cats. -No, I know.
我是說 為什么我就單身了 I mean, why would I be single?
我不知道 I don't know.
我以為你剛才說了 這樣下去不是辦法 I thought you said that this isn't working.
我是說 如果我們不一起住的話 I mean, if we don't move in together.
如果我們不能一起住的話 If we can't move in together.
我們能一起住啊 We can move in together.
我都不知道我該不該聽自己說的話了 I don't know that I believe anything I'm saying.
好吧 Uh-huh.
我們倆的關系也僵了有一陣子了 This hasn't been great for a while.
"我們倆的關系也僵了有一陣子了" This hasn't been great for a while?
我們倆... This has not been
-你這是去哪 -回家吧 我猜 -Where are you going? -Home, I guess.
我真的 很累 I'm really... tired.
我總是這么累 I'm always so tired.
搬來一起住吧 Let's move in together.
嗨 Hi!
你真是瘋了 認識列夫的吧 You're crazy. You know Lev?
嗯 Yes.
-還有本吉呢 -嗨 -And Benji? -Hi.
我沒辦法對 I can't get interested in art or books...
關于動物的書或電影感興趣 or movies about animals.
除非動物會說話 或者是戰場上的動物 我才有興趣 The animals have to talk or be at war for me to be interested.
可別尿在第三條鐵軌上[帶電的] Don't hit the third rail.
該死 Shit!
今天沒有F車 The F's not running.
紐約布魯克林 范德比特大道682號
-我想來一口 -你想自己點一根嗎 -I want a sip. -Do you want your own?
只是一口 I want a sip.
咖啡店的人說得對啊 The coffee people are right.
我們就像是一對不做愛了的拉拉嘛 We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore.
-等等 回來 -不要再撓你的臉啦 -Wait. Come back. -Don't pick at your face.
我不喜歡一個人抽煙 I don't like smoking alone.
我和丹就不再做愛了 Me and Dan don't have sex anymore.
分手以前 Didn't have sex anymore.
是啊 所以才分手了嘛 Yeah, that's why you broke up.
就算做愛吧 他也只是 And if it happened, he would just -
從來只有一種姿勢 He only had one way he could finish.
噢 最討厭這樣了 Oh, I hate that.
總是我背朝上平躺著 It was always with me facing flat on the bed from behind...
那不就 which just -
關鍵部位都看不見了嘛 everything that matters is covered up.
-就跟我和帕奇一樣 -喲 帕奇 -It's like with me and Patch. -Yo, Patchy!
怎樣 老兄 'Sup, brah?
他總是喜歡面朝著我做 The way he always likes to come in my face.
經典姿勢 Yeah. Classy.
他是那種會說"我要去上個廁所"的人 He's the kind of guy who says, I've gotta take a leak?
戴做舊款的棒球帽 And wears predistressed baseball hats.
他挺不錯的 He's a nice guy -
就現在來說 you know, for today.
我去了你們的派對 應該感到糟糕才是 I should feel bad I went to that party.
你早該這樣了 你只是離開了愛情的監獄 You deserved it. You just got out of relationship jail.
-我總覺得丹是個酗酒狂 -他就是 -I think Dan was an alcoholic. -He was.
他也不是真的酗酒 He wasn't a real alcoholic...
但有時候他會一口氣喝 12杯啤酒 but sometimes he would have, like, 12 beers.
-嘿 -嗯 -Hey. -What?
列夫跟我要你的號碼呢 Lev is asking for your number.
給他吧 Give it to him.
你才剛跟丹分手吧 就今天 You did just break up with Dan. Today.
給他就是了 Just do it.
我愛你 索菲 雖然你更愛 I love you, Sophie, even if you love...
你那能發電郵的手機多一些 your phone that has e-mail more than you love me.
我這能發電郵的手機 不會把吃剩的砂鍋菜 My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish...
丟在水池三天不洗 in the sink for three days.
那你上次做了蛋糕的那次呢 What about that time you made a cake?
我也愛你 I love you too.
"啊嘿喲 性感女 這禮拜有空嗎" Ahoy, sexy. Are you around this week?"
Ahoy是航海人員打招呼用語
"啊嘿喲 性感女" "Ahoy, sexy"?
這樣說話其實很娘炮 That is actually very gay.
我給人一種要航海性愛的感覺嗎 Am I nautically sensual?
你太好玩了 You're funny.
可我說的笑話 列夫都沒有笑啊 Lev didn't laugh at any of my jokes.
你真的很好玩 You are so funny.
我該不該回個短信 Should I text him back...
"走 去右舷肛交去" Starboard anal sex
不要 No.
講講我們倆的故事吧 Tell me the story of us.
又講 Again?
好吧 弗蘭西斯 All right, Frances.
我們要一起征服世界 We are gonna take over the world.
你會成為超潑辣又成功的出版業大亨 You'll be this awesomely bitchy publishing mogul.
而你會成為著名的現代舞蹈家 And you'll be this famous modern dancer...
我會出版一本超貴的寫你的書 and I'll publish a really expensive book about you.
那些我們嘲笑過的蠢貨們 會買來擺在自家客廳茶幾上 That d-bags we make fun of will put on their coffee tables.
我們會一起在巴黎買下一間度假公寓 And we'll co-own a vacation apartment in Paris.
我們還要有情人們 And we'll have lovers.
-不生小孩 -我們還會給大學畢業生演講 -And no children. -And we'll speak at college graduations.
-還有得榮譽學位的 -好多好多得榮譽學位的 -And honorary degrees. -So many honorary degrees.
-科琳 -嗯 -Colleen ? -Yeah.
排練是幾點鐘 What time's rehearsal?
四點 不要忘記帶鞋子 It's 4:00. Don't forget to bring your shoes.
-嘿 -天哪 -Hey. -Jesus!
抱歉 是我 Sorry. I'm here.
我沒有時間聊天 一個人干著三個人的活呢 I don't have time to talk. I'm doing the job of three people.
但排練之后可以見你 But I can see you after rehearsal.
我看了紐約時報的文章了 你一定特別高興吧 I read that article in the Times. You must be so happy.
是啊 謝謝 我都忘了自己還有作品了 Yeah, thanks. I forget I make my own work sometimes.
但 還是謝了 Bu! thanks.
我通常都很討厭那個女人的文章的 I usually hate that woman's writing.
是啊 謝謝你 弗蘭西斯 Right. Thank you, Frances.
其實 我還有幾個問題 我試圖要更積極地過好生活 Actually, I had a couple of questions. I'm trying to be proactive about my life.
啊 這樣 我或許還有一些練舞房有空余 Ah. Well, I might have some studio space available...
如果你想用來練習編舞的話 if you want to play with some choreography.
呃 不是的 我只是想問 Uh, no, I was wondering if there were...
學校還有沒有其他的課程 我可以教的 any more classes at the school I could teach.
我有點 我有點缺錢 I'm a little -I'm kind of broke.
我會看看的 但應該是都滿了 I'll check, but I'm all full up, I think.
我想也是 我能問出口 都為自己自豪了 I thought so. I'm just proud of myself for asking.
我或許能讓你和其他學員加入圣誕演出團 I'll probably be able to use you and some of the other apprentices for the Christmas show.
-我想這應該不錯吧 -那太好了 -I mean, that's something. -That's great.
我只想說我真的很崇拜你 I just wanted to say I really look up to you...
我只是 我覺得你很棒 and I just -I think you're great.
一個只能做文書工作的 失敗老年舞蹈家 A beat-up old dancer doing paperwork?
我真的需要現在整理完這些 I really need to do all this paperwork now.
今天還有排練 我們那里見吧 I'm running rehearsal today, so I'll see you there.
-再見 -再見 -Bye. -Bye.
然后他就說"瑞秋 你真是冷酷又卑鄙" And then he was like, "Rachel, you are cold and mean."
我就說"操 And I was like, Fuck...
這話可真傷人" that really hurt my feelings?
舉過頭頂 And up over the head
完美 舉過頭 轉肩膀 Boom. Perfect. Over and. . . shoulder:
? ? ? 很好 Boom, boom, boom. That was great.
臉朝對方 看著對方 Face each other. Look at each other.
腦袋轉過去 Wrap the head around.
不錯 不錯 That's nice. That's nice.
轉過去 Move it around.
很好 瑞秋 就是這樣 That's good, Rachel. That's night.
好了 現在替補都出去 -All night. Understudies, out.
替補都出去吧 Understudies, out. Out.
好的 好 從頭開始 All right. Good. Take it from the beginning.
屈膝 直起 PliAc and straighten...
屈膝 直起 and pliAc and straighten...
踮起 放下 and relevAc and down.
踮起腳來 轉圈 And relevAc all the way up and turn...
轉一整圈 to the other side...
再放下來 and all the way down.
現在另外一只腳站前 And now we have the other foot in front.
屈膝 直起 屈膝 And pliAc and straighten and pliAc -
-啊嘿喲 性感妞 -啊嘿喲 -Ahoy, sew! -Ahoy, sexy!
-沒信號的 -有時候會突然有一點點 -There's no service. -Sometimes there is for a second.
姑娘 這手機里到底有什么啊 What is going on with that phone, lady?
我得先保證你能接受 否則我不會答應的 I didn't want to do it without knowing it was okay with you first.
-答應什么啊 -我想要搬去麗莎的那間公寓合住 -Do what? -I want to move into this apartment with Lisa.
是翠貝卡區的一間很好的公寓 It's this great apartment in Tribeca,
我一直都想要的那種 which is what I've always wanted...
但如果你不樂意 我就不會搬的 but I don't want to do it if it's not okay with you.
-噢 -他們需要明天就給答復 -Oh. -They need to know by tomorrow...
所以我必須今天就告訴他們了 so I kind of need to say something today.
你這一直都在給誰發郵件 Who have you been e-mailing?
我父母 他們會幫忙出中介費 My parents, for help with the broker's fee.
-可我們的房租你還得付 -我知道 -You have to pay our rent. -I know.
我會付到租期結束的 I'll pay till the end of the lease.
反正也只剩下兩個月了 You know, there's only another two months anyway.
你同意嗎 如果你不樂意 我就真不搬 Are you okay with it? I really don't want to do it if you're not.
我以為我們會續租的 I thought we were gonna renew our lease.
是啊 但我們也從沒討論過吧 Yeah, but we never talked about it.
-我本來可以搬去和丹一起住的 -分手了就不能了呀 -I could've moved in with Dan. -Not if you broke up.
-我們就是因為這個才分手的 -真的 -That's why we broke up. -Really?
不是 No.
那公寓真的在我最喜歡的一條街上 It's literally on my favorite street.
麗莎說錯過就太可惜了 Lisa said it was too good to pass up.
-你不是討厭麗莎嗎 -她還行啦 -You hate Lisa. -She's okay.
-我們還取笑過她呢 -我們都是愛整潔的人 -We make fun of her. -We're both really clean.
我很忙啊 I'm busy.
-我希望是和你合租啊 -是啊 -I wish it was gonna be with you. -Yeah.
-但房子是麗莎找到的 -是啊 -But Lisa found the place. -Right.
這趟車停迪卡布大道嗎 Does this train go to DeKalb?
如果你愿意的話 我們還是可以一起找房子的 We could always look for a place together, if you want.
但是在翠貝卡找房太難了 But it's really hard to find stuff in Tribeca.
我付不起翠貝卡的房租 I can't afford Tribeca.
我不是要離開你 我只是搬去另外一個區 I'm not leaving you. I'm just moving neighborhoods.
你在干嘛呢 What are you doing?
我把戒指戴到大拇指上去了 現在很難取下來 I put my ring on my thumb, and I'm having trouble getting it off.
把手舉過頭頂 血液會倒流的 Hold your hand above your head. It'll drain the blood out.
我這樣子就像在舉手提問 I look like I'm asking a question.
嗷 操 操 Ow! Fuck! Fuck!
水壺是我們一起買的 記得嗎 We bought the kettle together, remember?
在墨西哥超市買的 天哪 At the Mexican superstore? Jesus!
趕緊送回來 或者給我買個新的水壺 Bring it back! Or buy me another kettle!
嗨 我剛收到我的退稅 你想一起去吃晚餐嗎 Hi. I just -I just got a tax rebate. Do you want to go to dinner?
這是我和尼克斯隊一起在更衣室的合影 This is me in the locker room with the Knicks.
-哇 -索菲說你喜歡籃球的 -Wow. -Sophie said you liked basketball.
只是那一次而已 That was just one time.
噢 真瘋狂 Oh, crazy.
噢 是啊 Oh, yeah.
我當時正在一輛古董凱旋摩托車旁邊晃 在考慮要買 I was goofing around with this vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy.
-摩托車太吵了 -什么 -Motorcycles are so loud. -What?
騎摩托車就不能聽音樂了 You can't listen to music when you're on a motorcycle.
可是你在騎摩托車啊 But you're on a motorcycle.
-這張是我和杰·雷諾 -他就是個混球 -This is me with Jay Leno. -He's such a dick.
我知道 可是你還是會愛死他的吧 I know, but don't you just love him?
-噢 -不 -Oh! -No.
-我來 -不 -Yes. -No.
我 不 我來 Ye-No. Yes.
我收到了退稅呀 I'm the one with the tax rebate.
-給我吧 -呃 呃 -Can I take it? -Uh -Uh -Uh-
好吧 Fine.
你付了晚飯錢 并不代表我就會跟你上床 Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.
我沒想跟你上床 I'm not trying to sleep with you.
不 我只是假裝自己是個思想解放的女性 No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman.
噢 我懂了 Oh. I got it.
謝謝你付飯錢 你人很好 是個優雅的女士 Thanks for paying. That was very sweet. You're a lady.
抱歉 卡刷不出來 Sorry, but the card didn't go through.
你有沒有其他的卡可以試試 Do you have another card you want to try?
噢 該死 對不起 Oh, shit. Sorry.
-這還有張借記卡 -我們只接受信用卡和現金 -This is a debit card. -Only credit cards or cash.
好吧 Okay-
真是太尷尬了 我真完全不是個大人 I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet.
-我來吧 -不 不 -I got it. -No, no. No.
我去取點現金吧 I'm just gonna go run and get some cash.
-你店里的取款機呢 -沒有 壞了 -Where's your ATM? -No ATM. Not working.
那邊有取款機嗎 Is there an ATM that way?
那邊嗎 好 That way? Okay.
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好 我會問問她 再告訴你 All right. I'll ask her. I'll let you know.
好 回頭見 Okay, man. See you.
抱歉 是本吉打來的 我的索菲 Sorry, that was Benji. My Sophie.
你這是從瑞士回來的嗎 You go to Switzerland?
你問我有沒有去過瑞士 沒有 Have I been to Switzerland? No.
不 我是說 你是不是 No. I mean, did you go to -
你剛才去哪了 Where were you?
噢 我 我找了好久 Oh, I -It took me so long to find the -
我靠 怎么了 你在流血 What the fuck'? You're bleeding.
什么 噢 What? Oh!
-我 自己看不見 -在你手臂上 -I c-I can't find it. -It's somewhere on your arm.
噢 該死 對不起 I -Oh, shit! Sorry.
別跟我道歉啊 Don't apologize to me.
噢真該死 我 Oh, damn it. Let me -
不 等我一下 No, no. One second.
我去一下洗手間 I'm gonna go... use the bathroom.
-這公寓真不錯 -謝謝 -This place is pretty awesome. -Thank you.
-不用謝 -我可是急救員 -You're welcome. -I'm a first responder.
-啊 你不必這么做的 -你受傷了啊 -Ah. You didn't have to do that. -You're injured.
我知道 但我沒事 I know, but I'm fine.
-好了 -像童子軍一樣 -There. -Like a Boy Scout.
我總是不知道自己身上的烏青哪里來的 索菲老笑話我 Sophie makes fun of me because I can't account for my bruises.
-我們已經不是室友了 -真的 -We're not living together anymore. -Really?
是啊 我得找新房子了 Yeah. I'm gonna have to find a new place.
那房子我一個人租不起 我在考慮找華盛頓高地的 I can't afford to stay there alone. I was thinking Washington Heights.
租那間小臥室的女的 The chick in the little room
可能下個月要搬去波特蘭了 might be moving to Portland next month.
噢 那是好消息嘛 Oh. That's good to know.
你在屋子里吸煙 You smoke inside?
-是啊 你不嗎 -不 -Yeah. Don't you? -No.
-想來一口嗎 -嗯 -Want to? -Yeah.
這讓我感覺自己像是1987年的一個壞媽媽 This makes me feel like a bad mother in 1987.
想看看我的房間嗎 You want to see my room?
噢 Oh!
-這是你的家人們嗎 -不是 -Is this your family? -Nope.
喲 看這個 復古相機 Yo, check it. Vintage lenser.
我們到了 Here we are.
噢天哪 這里真棒 Oh, my God. This is amazing.
-列夫 親愛的 你在家嗎 -噢本吉回來了 -Lev? Honey, you home? -Oh, Benji's home.
所以你是職業舞者嗎 So do you do it professionally?
是的 我是說 我還是學徒 Yes. Well I mean, I'm an apprentice...
但那是一個職業舞者的公司 but it is a professional dance company.
噢 我喜歡跳舞 高中時候我有個女朋友就是跳舞的 Oh. I love dance. I dated a dancer in high school...
她的老師還說 我在這方面可以大有作為的 and her teacher said I could've really had a future in it.
騙人吧 他是個騙子 You liar. He's a liar.
我沒有 去問我學校的人啊 No, I'm not. Ask anyone from school.
我真的很喜歡跳舞 No, I really love to dance.
很不錯啊 我是說 這個世界很艱難 It's pretty great. I mean, it's a hard world, but -
-給我們跳一段吧 -我覺得很奇怪 -Do us a dance. -I'd feel weird.
跳吧 就一個動作 Come on. Just one move.
呃 Uh...
很棒啊 That was great.
你應該去演我朋友正在拍的這個音樂錄影帶 You should be in this music video a friend is working on.
-我來介紹你們認識 -你們就像有魔法一樣 -I'll hook you guys up. -You guys are like magic.
面條大王還開著嗎 我餓死了 Is Noodle Champion still open? I'm starving.
-應該關了 -我們只有 雞蛋吧 -I don't think so. -All we have is -We have eggs.
我想要做好的 I want something prepared...
送到面前的食物 and brought to me.
等著 Wait.
拜拜 今晚真的很棒 Bye. It was really good.
我會給你打電話的 我們去打鴿子 I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons.
-我會告訴你我演出的信息的 -好的 務必 -I'll let you know about my show. -Yes, please.
-我喜歡你的頭發 -謝謝 -I love your hair. -Thank you.
-謝謝來訪 -拜拜 -Thanks for stopping by. -Bye.
這是索菲甩了我之后 我度過的最快樂的夜晚 This is the best night I've had since Sophie dumped me.
我也該走了 I should probably go.
出大樓左拐 在第一個岔路右轉 Make a left out of the building, take the first right.
F車站在橋的另一邊 東百老匯路上 The F is on the other side of the bridge, on East Broadway.
你可以看見一間99分店 You'll see a 99-cent store.
好的 Okay. Yeah.
我該走了 I should go.
那姑娘真要搬去波特蘭了嗎 Is that chick really moving to Portland?
-是啊 -你走之前再給我們跳一段吧 -Yeah. -Before you go, do us another dance.
好吧 Okay-
紐約中國城 凱瑟琳街22號
我知道何時走出去 I know when to go out...
何時留下來 or when to stay in.
把事情做好 Get things done.
-你昨晚幾點回家的 -很晚 差不多一點 -What time you get in last night? -Late. Like 1:00.
那你為什么不進來打個招呼 Why didn't you come in and say hi?
對不起 我以為你已經睡了 I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep.
我沒睡 我聽見你進屋了 I wasn't asleep. I heard you come in.
那你知道我幾點回來的咯 Then you knew what time I got in?
我正在幫"周六夜現場"做一些樣品 I'm working on some sample skits for Saturday Night Live.
一個制片人說我大概可以給他們做編劇 A producer said I could probably get a job writing for them.
-很酷啊 -騙人的 -Cool. -Such a lie.
-大家伙兒 這位是妮莎 -嘿 -Guys, this is Nessa. -Hey.
你好 我是弗蘭西斯 Hello. I'm Frances.
列夫和我打算做點培根雞蛋面包圈 你也一起嗎 Lev and I were gonna make bacon-egg bagels. You want some?
噢 不用了 謝謝 我打算去大都會博物館 Oh, no. Thanks, though. I wanted to go to the Met...
還得去把支票存了 還得洗衣服 and I have to deposit this check and drop off my laundry.
滿滿當當的禮拜天啊 A whole Sunday planned.
-騎過摩托車嗎 -我騎過一次 -Ever ridden on a motorcycle? -Once.
是85年產的本田Shadow系列的VT700 It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700.
-很吃驚吧 -非常 -Are you impressed? -Very. Mm-hmm.
所以你們怎么會住在一起的 So why do you want to live together?
我是通過我的朋友索菲認識本吉的 Well, I met Benji through my friend Sophie.
-索菲最近都在干嘛 -忙著上班 -Where is Sophie these days? -Busy with work.
-哪個索菲 -索菲·李維 -Which Sophie? -Sophie Levy.
不會吧 我上過她弟弟 Get out! I fucked her little brother.
噢 你跟托馬斯睡過啊 Oh, you fucked Thomas.
-是啊 -你睡了誰 -Yeah. -You fucked who?
你怎么認識她的 How do you know her?
我們是大學同學 我們倆基本上算是同個人了吧 We went to college together, and we're the same person.
-你就是那個弗蘭西斯啊 -但我們頭發顏色不同 -You're that Frances! -But we have different hair.
我們是這么形容的 是啊 我就是那個弗蘭西斯 That's what we say. Yeah, I'm that Frances.
-她說了你可多好話呢 -我們是最好的朋友 -She speaks so highly of you. -Well, we're best friends.
她去我家過過三次圣誕節 She's been to my house for Christmas three times.
-她干嘛不回自己家過節 -她是猶太人 -Why doesn't she go to her own house? -She's Jewish.
-她上個禮拜還說她愛你呢 -你上禮拜見過她 -She was saying last week she loved you. -You saw her last week?
你什么時候睡了她弟弟的 When did you fuck her brother? -Where were you guys?
你們當時在哪 -我昨晚才認識你的 I met you last night.
我們當時在那個叫Po的餐館 We were at that restaurant, Po.
你上個禮拜在跟誰睡啊 列夫 Who were you fucking last week, Lev?
是很高級的餐館嗎 Is that a good restaurant?
她是和 她當時和誰在一起 Was she with -Who was she with?
我 托馬斯還有她男朋友 帕奇 Me and Thomas and that guy she dates, Patch.
-四人約會啊 -還有個女的 叫莉娜 -Double-date. -And some girl. Lena?
麗莎 賤人 Lisa. Cunt.
你上禮拜跟誰睡了呢 弗蘭西斯 Who were you fucking last week, Frances?
-我那叫做愛 -弗蘭西斯 約會無能族 -I make love. -Frances: undateable.
你是不是比索菲大好幾歲 Aren't you a lot older than Sophie?
沒有 我們是大學同學啊 No. We went to college together.
-嗯 你看上去大一些 -我比她大兩個月吧 -Hmm. You seem older. -I'm a couple months older.
我是說 大很多 Like, a lot older...
但沒她那么成熟 but less, like, grown up.
很奇怪 你的臉要老一些 It's weird. You have an older face.
但 你的生活一團糟 But, like, you don't have your shit together.
妮莎還沒從性愛中恢復過來 我們只是69了 Nessa can't come from sex. Only 69.
那頭盔真大 That's a crazy helmet.
必須的 騎摩托車要守規則 Got to. Motorcycle law.
你能把房租的支票寫給我嗎 Can you leave that rent check?
噢好的 我會放你桌上 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll just put it on your desk.
-950塊對嗎 -不 是1200 -950, right? -Nope, 1,200.
我不知道 I don't, um -
我搬進來的時候說是950塊的 When I moved in, we said 950.
不 這整套房子是4000 小房間只要1200 Nope. The whole space is 4,000, but the little room's only 1,200.
不 她是對的 我們說了等她有錢了再付那么多 No, she's right. We said we could pay that much until she got more cash.
記得了嗎 因為等我參演圣誕演出之后 Remember? Because when I do the Christmas show...
我會有更多錢的 因為那時候一周演10場 I'll make more because I'll be doing ten shows a week.
噢 對 Oh, right.
所以說好950塊了 沒問題對吧 我真的很抱歉 So we're good with 950'? That's okay? I'm really sorry.
沒問題 No prob.
那回頭見了 Catch you on the flip side.
他走得可真是輕巧啊 He leaves so easily.
他就是喜歡交通工具 Well, transportation's his thing.
單車 滑板 他還有輛汽車 Bike, skateboard. He has a car too.
我甚至都不能用腳走出房門 I can't even get out of the house on my feet.
你知道弗吉尼亞·伍爾夫的書讓我想到了什么嗎 You know what Virginia Woolf book this reminds me of?
弗蘭西斯 約會無能 Frances: undateable.
想看電影嗎 Want to watch a mo vie?
-現在嗎 -是啊 來個午后電影 -Now? -Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon.
我已經浪費一整天了 感覺很糟糕 I already wasted the whole day. I already feel bad.
我覺得今天很充實啊 I think it's a great day.
我吃了列夫的妞子做的雞蛋面包圈 I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me.
網購了三副非常稀有的雷朋墨鏡 I Internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray-Bans.
感覺好極了 I'm doing awesome.
我以為我們都窮到沒有錢了呢 I thought we were both broke.
我穴居了很久 終于找我繼父貸了一筆款 I caved and finally took a loan from my stepdad.
混蛋啊 我真是需要找份工作 Bastard. I need a fucking job, though.
-周六夜現場呢 -是啊 大概吧 -What about SNL ? -Yeah, maybe.
它這下坡路走得 It's gone so downhill.
說時遲啊 已經三點了 Till then, it's after 3:00.
我可以喝酒了 I can drink.
我們去找點樂子吧 Let's do something fun.
-我們可以出門看電影 -現在看電影太貴了 -We could go to a movie. -Movies are so expensive now.
是啊 可你在電影院里啊 Yeah, but you're at the movies.
我該開始存錢的 這樣才能付全額房租 I should be saving so I can pay full rent.
我也不會逼你的 Well, I'm not gonna force you.
我至少得堅持鍛煉 I have to work out, at least.
可不能長胖 I cannot get fat.
你覺得我很老嗎 Do I look old to you?
沒有 有 No. Yes.
-多老 -比我實際年齡大 -How old? -Older than I am?
-比27歲要老 -沒有 -Older than 27? -No.
不過27歲已經是老了 Twenty-seven is old, though.
這公寓是不是很贊 Isn't this place amazing?
-那是埃姆斯的椅子嗎 -是啊 -Is that an Eames chair? -Yeah.
-是不是很棒 -完全是有錢公子的公寓啊 -Isn't this great? -Total rich-kid apartment.
他們倆很有眼光 總是能發現好東西 The boys just have good eyes. They find stuff all the time.
你知道列夫·夏皮洛的老爸是誰嗎 Do you know who Lev Shapiro's dad is?
他和他老爸關系不好 列夫和本吉都是藝術家 He doesn't get along with his dad. Lev and Benji are artists.
正是如此 在紐約能當藝術家的 都是有錢人 Exactly. The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich.
我就是藝術家啊 我就沒錢 I'm an artist. I'm not rich.
你是稀有品種 You are rare.
我們得來點威士忌 We need whiskeys.
我只能說 這公寓非常有自知之明 It's just, this apartment is very... aware of itself.
每個來過這里的人都很喜歡這 我就很喜歡 Everyone who comes here loves it. I love it.
我們三個住在一起特鬧騰 The three of us are hilarious together.
像個情景喜劇"我的兩個老公" We're like a sitcom: My Two Husbands.
真不錯 我真為你高興 弗蘭西斯 Oh, that's great. I'm really happy for you, Frances.
謝謝你 索菲 Thank you, Sophie.
女士們 Ladies.
列夫·夏皮洛 你認識索菲吧 Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie?
當然了 還是這么美 Of course. Still beautiful.
-出版業如何了 -你知道的 不怎么樣 -How is the publishing business? -You know, not good.
雕塑行業呢 How's sculpture?
好得很-嗯-嗯 Amazing-ng-ng.
噢 我男朋友很喜歡那個藝術家 你為他工作的 Oh. My boyfriend likes that artist you work for.
告訴你男朋友 如果他想買什么可以跟我說 Tell your boyfriend he can talk to me if he wants to buy something.
我會的 I will.
我們現在開始買藝術品了 原來今天是來做這個的 Are we buying art now? Is that the point we're at?
-我得洗個澡了 回聊 -拜 -I need to get clean. Ladies. -Bye.
-列夫肯定愿意跟你約會的 -我可是有男朋友的 -Lev would totally date you. -I have a boyfriend.
可是他真的很有魅力 又特別帥吧 But isn't he charming and so handsome?
你可以一直過來玩 那多好啊 You could be over here all the time. it would be great.
這樣你也不用整天跟麗莎在一起了 Then you wouldn't have to spend all that time with Lisa.
是啊 我可以跟他上床 就不用跟麗莎在一起了 -Right. I could fuck him just to not hang outwith Lisa.
不用在意我 我只是在吸引你們的注意而已 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to get your attention.
你怎么會不想跟他約會啦 他就像有魔力一樣 How could you not want to date him? He's kind of magic.
因為我跟帕奇在一起啊 Because I'm with Patch.
帕奇是這樣一個人吧 Patch is the kind of guy...
他會買個黑色的皮質沙發 who buys a black leather couch...
還會說"太喜歡了" and is like, I love it?
-我們今天怎么安排 -我差不多五點要走 -What are we doing with our day -I got to get going around 5:00
-我以為我們要一起的啊 -現在就是啊 -I thought we were hanging out. -We are.
一整天啊 All day.
我今晚要跟帕奇在一起 我告訴過你了 I have plans with Patch tonight. I told you.
-不 你沒有 -我說了 我發了短信 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. I texted that to you.
-你沒有 -我有 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did.
-看這里 -我才不要看 -Here. -We're not doing that.
太沒勁了 這又不是法庭 That's shitty. It's not court.
-我確實給你發過短信了 -我相信你 -I did text you, though. -I believe you.
你不用相信我啊 我真的發了短信 You don't have to believe me. I did text you.
想看看我的房間嗎 Want to see my room?
我有點喜歡一個男生 但他的名字叫喬吉 I kind of have a crush on this boy, but his name is Georgie...
所以我不知道事情會怎么發展 so I don't really know how far it's gonna go.
-沒法跟叫喬吉的上床 -"快點進來 喬吉" -Can't fuck a Georgie. -I want you inside me, Georgie."
-最近有跟誰約會嗎 -沒 -Have you been dating anyone? -Nope.
-噢 弗蘭西斯 -沒關系 -Oh, Frances. -It's fine.
-本吉怎么樣 -本吉覺得我是約會無能的人 -What about Benji? -Benji thinks I'm undateable.
他說這句話的時候真的很好笑 It's really funny when he does it.
你和我都是沒法約會的人 You and I are both undateable.
男人們駕馭不了我們 我們最后都會是獨身主義者的 Guys can't handle us. We're gonna end up spinsters.
你最好把這話告訴帕奇 You better break that to Patch.
男生要簡單多了 女生都是被動地采取攻擊 Boys are easier. Girls are passive-aggressive.
男生只要說一句"把你的破爛收拾干凈" Boys are just like, "Clean up your shit."
你還是這樣一團糟 You're still messy.
我很忙的 I've been busy.
不 我沒有批評的意思 我覺得這是優點 No, it wasn't a criticism. I meant it as a nice thing.
你會一直這么亂糟糟的 然后一直特別喜歡照鏡子 You will always be messy, and you will always look at yourself too much in the mirror.
我什么時候喜歡照鏡子了 When did I look at myself in the mirror?
一直啊 你剛才還在照 Always. You just were doing it.
這屋子里鏡子太多了 There are so many mirrors in this apartment.
我不想你改變 I don't want you to change.
我喜歡你把衣服丟得到處都是 還有照鏡子 很可愛 I like your clothes everywhere and your mirror thing. It's sweet.
-你也有缺點啊 -什么 -You have stuff too. -What?
你喜歡評判那些沒有你這么溫和的人 You judge people who aren't as moderate as you are.
-我沒有 -就是有 而且你也不愛看書 -I do not. -You do, and you don't read.
-嘿 賤人們 -本吉 你瘋啦 -Hey, bitches! -Benji! You're crazy!
-想看看我的房間嗎 -當然 -Want to see my room? -Sure.
-嘿你們倆 這是琳賽 -嗨 -Hey, guys, this is Lindsay. -Hi.
真希望現在有餅干吃啊 I wish we had cookies.
那種象棋圖案的黃油餅干 I wish we had Chessmen.
-今晚的表演很棒 -你也是 -Good show tonight. -You too.
-你今晚很漂亮 -謝謝 -You were beautiful tonight. -Thank you.
-嘿 -嗨 抱歉 -Hey. -Hi. Sorry.
我真是太慢了 每次要離開一個地方我都很麻煩 I'm so slow. I have trouble leaving places.
你今晚很棒 You were great tonight.
謝謝 Thanks.
弗蘭西斯 我想現在就告訴你 Frances, I wanted to tell you...
這樣你好有多點時間來接受 so you would have some days to process it:
我們的圣誕演出不會帶上你了 We won't be able to use you in the Christmas show.
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
什么 What?
我真的很抱歉 你也知道公司運營得不好 I'm really sorry. You know what bad shape the company's in.
我知道 I know.
我們可以在二月演出結束之后 討論下一步的計劃 We can talk about next steps when we're back in February.
-我被解雇了嗎 -沒有 -Am I fired? -No.
我只是 我挺喜歡你 I just-I like you...
我只想和你討論討論你的將來 確保那是你想要的 and I want to talk about the future and make sure it's what you want.
-我想要繼續留在公司 -我知道 -I want to be in the company. -I know.
好好考慮一下吧 Take your time.
我會的 都情不自禁了 I will. I can't help it.
噢親愛的 真高興你來了 Oh, my love! I'm so glad you're here!
你很棒 真的很棒 You were great. Really great.
-你能看見我嗎 -我們坐在二層 能看到最后面的 -Could you see me? -We were in the risers, so we could see to the back.
-還有誰 -對不起 我剛才去廁所了 -Who? -Sorry. Had to take a leak.
-恭喜你 -謝謝 -Congratulations. -Thank you.
我們一起出去快速喝一杯怎樣 Shall we all go out for a quick drink?
"快速" A quick drink
-是啊 我們明天要早起 -明天是禮拜六啊 -Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow. -Tomorrow's Saturday.
我們要去趕飛機 去克隆群島見我的父母 We have to catch a flight. We're meeting my parents in the Galapagos.
我還沒收拾行李呢 你知道我的 I haven't packed yet. You know me.
-拖延癥 -死板鬼 -Last-minute Mabel. -Ronald Rule-follower.
我想要大家成為一家人 I want us to be family, you know?
我可以成為你們家庭的一員 你們覺得呢 I can be part of your family, don't you think?
帕奇 我很愛你 我想要去愛你 Patch, I love you -I want to love you -
不過你得先把自己灌醉 but I need you to get drunk.
-一切都還好嗎 -真不錯 -How are we doing? -Really good.
我們要點一瓶你們這里最貴的伏特加 We'll get a bottle of your most expensive vodka for the table...
還有跟酒一起整套的東西 and then all of the stuff that comes with it.
好選擇 Very good.
-索菲 -嗯 -Sophie. -Yes?
-跟我來 -去哪 -廁所 -Come with me. -Where? -Bathroom.
真的嗎 我們還在玩這個啊 Really? We're still doing this?
帕奇 交給你啦 款爺 Patch, you got this, money-wise?
行 Yep.
我剛才撒謊了 我才不愛帕奇 I was lying. I don't love Patch.
-可是我愛他 -什么時候開始的事情啊 -I do love him. -Since when? When did this happen?
-現在就進行著啊 -都是狗屁 拜托 -It's been happening. -That's fucking bullshit. Come on!
你才是狗屁 你現在讓我感覺很不舒服 No, you're bullshit. And you're making me feel really bad right now.
如果你愛他 我會去愛他的 但你不愛他 I want to love him if you love him, but you don't love him.
我愛他 I do.
索菲 我可是在你哭的時候抱著你的腦袋的人 Sophie, I fucking held your head while you cried.
我給你買你要的牛奶 我知道你的藥片都藏在哪 I bought special milk for you. I know where you hide your pills.
別把我當成那種 一起吃早午餐聊天的"朋友" Don't treat me like a three-hour-brunch friend!
你這樣子我是不會跟你說話的 I'm not talking to you while you're like this.
-我們得走了 -我走 -We have to go. -I'm going.
-你想的話我們可以留下啊 -快點 拿上你的東西 -We can stay if you want. -Come on, get your stuff.
我走 你們他媽的給我坐下 I'm going. You fucking sit down!
好好享受科隆群島吧 Enjoy the Galapagos.
我也要去度假了 長假 I'm also going on vacation. A long one.
我會設置好郵箱 它會自動回復我在度假 I'll set up my e-mail so it sends out a vacation e-mail.
我的語音信箱也會說我去度假了 My voice mail will also say I'm on vacation...
所以你們聽到的話不必擔心 因為我去度假了 so if you get that, don't worry -I'm on vacation.
我回來之后會試著再聯系你們的 謝了 I'll try to give you a call when I get back. Thanks, guys.
這真是太棒了 This was great.
-你在收拾房間啊 -我不是房間亂 我只是很忙 -You're cleaning? -I'm not messy. I'm busy.
我從不鋪床 一直都是索菲鋪床 I don't make the bed. Sophie always made the bed.
真高興你回家了 我今晚過得糟透了 I'm so happy you're home. I had such a shitty night.
噢 別太難過 孩子 Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid.
我今晚過得很不錯 劇本寫到第二幕了 第68頁 I had a great night. I cracked the second act of my script. I'm on page 68.
噢 真不錯 是周六夜現場的嗎 Oh, that's exciting. Is it for SNL?
不是 是我給《小精靈3》寫的樣品劇本 No, this is a sample script I'm writing for the third Gremlins.
-今晚的麻煩是關于男人的 -是索菲的 -Boy trouble tonight? -Sophie trouble.
-真是約會無能族 -而且我 -Undateable. -And I kind of-
暫時性被炒魷魚了 I -I-l got temporarily fired.
我被炒了幾百萬次了 多酷啊 I've been fired a million times. Makes you cool.
是啊 但如果我不能參加圣誕演出的話 Yeah, but if I don't have the Christmas show...
就 付不了房租了 I can't... pay rent.
你有音樂給我聽聽嗎 Do you have any tunes?
等我一下 Wait right there.
是干擾樂 It's a jammer.
-很不錯 -對吧 -It's great. -I know.
我很喜歡 放到我的混音帶里去吧 I love it. Put it on my mix.
這耳機是不是相當贊 Aren't these headphones tits?
是新買的 過濾噪音方面非常強 I just got 'em. They're super-duper noise-canceling...
這樣就聽不見列夫做愛的聲音了 so I don't have to hear Lev fuck.
-噢不用了 -好吧 -Oh, no. -All right.
列夫和我在考慮請阿姨一周來打掃一次 Lev and I were talking about getting a maid to come once a week.
-阿姨 -是啊 其實也不是很貴 -A maid? -Yeah, it's not that expensive.
一個月差不多四百吧 It's like 400 bucks a month.
你不知道其實我很窮嗎 Do you know I'm actually poor?
你才不窮 You aren't poor.
外面有很多真正的窮人 你才不一樣呢 There are poor people. You aren't one of them.
你的存款如果跟我一樣多 就會真正感到貧困了 You'd feel poor if you had as little money as I do.
但你才不窮 這話說得 對真正的窮人是很不敬的 But you're not poor. That's offensive to actual poor people.
是啊 大概如此吧 Yeah, I guess that's true.
你想不想 You want -
-聽個特搞笑的說法 -說 -You want to hear something hilarious? -Yes.
列夫認為我們倆以后會結婚 Lev thinks we're gonna end up married.
我太高了 沒法結婚 I'm too tall to marry.
的確 You are.
太搞笑了 他怎么會這么想 That's so funny. Why does he think that?
我第一次見到你的時候 的確想跟你上床的 Well, I did want to sleep with you when I first met you.
但現在呢 -完全約會無能 But now -totally undateable.
我覺得我們也有點像已婚夫妻 聊聊天 不上床 I guess we are like a married couple in a way. We talk. We don't have sex.
是啊 我們相處特別融洽 Yeah, we get along super well.
索菲和我也是這樣 Sophie and I were like that too.
是 但索菲是女的 Right, but Sophie's a girl...
你們又都是直女 所以你們倆 and you're both straight, so it had less, like...
在現實生活中的可能性要小一些 real-world probability.
也對 好吧 Right. Well -
好了 我整理完了 Okay. I'm done.
希望自己躺下以后不要暈倒 I hope I don't have the spins when I lie down.
過來在床的邊緣平躺下 Just lay on your back by the edge of the bed...
一只腳踮在地上 and put one foot on the floor.
會有用的 It helps.
那么晚安了 Good night, then.
晚安 Good night.
-加油寫小精靈 -三呢 -Good luck with Gremlins. -Three.
開著還關上 Open? Shut?
關上吧 Shut, I guess.
-不知道 有區別嗎 -我還是開著吧 -I don't know. Does it matter? -I'll leave it open...
以免你想吐或者想哭什么的 可以叫我 so if you need to throw up or cry or something, you can call me.
謝了 那開著吧 Thanks, yeah. Open.
椅子免費贈送 可完全正常使用 但放不下存儲倉庫 它需要新主人
加州薩克拉門托 卡米拉大道214號
歡迎來到薩克拉門托國際機場 Welcome to Sacramento International Airport...
加州北部的大門 gate way to Northern California.
-嗨 -嗨親愛的 真高興你回家了 -Hi! -Hi, honey. So glad you're home.
-真高興見到你 -嗨蘿茜 -Good to see you. -Hi, Rosie!
歡迎來到薩克拉門托 樹林之城
大家都在哀嘆28歲的到來吧 克里斯 People are lamenting being 28, Chris?
我知道 我都無法承受了 I know. I can't handle it.
培根啊 培根就像薯片一樣 Bacon. Bacon like it was chips.
我會發給你的 不想讓你帶著太重 I'll send it. I didn't want to load you down with photos.
-這張我好喜歡啊 -我發給你 -I like this picture. -I'll send it to you.
我愛死這喇叭了 I love -I love that trumpet!
真誠與承諾 Integrity and acceptance.
我們追求心靈的成長 We seek spiritual growth.
-對心智的促進 -對心智的促進 -Intellectual stimulation. -Intellectual stimulation.
離她挺遠的 也沒有火車 It's kind of far away from her. There aren't any trains.
那地鐵呢 What about subways?
快看 這些看上去不錯 Look, look. These -These look good.
-挺好 -看這些褲腿 -Okay. -Look at those legs.
會痛嗎 Does that hurt?
不會的 打了麻醉藥 沒有感覺的 Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing.
那藥效過了以后會痛嗎 Will it hurt when I'm not numb?
弗蘭西斯 Frances ?
我還在呢 I'm in here.
親愛的 我真的需要上廁所 Come on, honey. I really, really need to get in there.
-我馬上就出去 -弗蘭西斯 到底還要多久 -I'll be out in a second. -Frances, how much longer?
-這砧板是新買的嗎 -嗯 -Are these new cutting boards? -Mm-hmm.
我一發現有紅色的賣就立刻換了 As soon as I found red ones, there I was.
-我們得多做點 -多做點塔馬利 -We have to make --More tamales.
一種玉米粉做的傳統中美洲食物
真不敢相信媽媽把我們的塔馬利都送人了 I can't believe Mom gave our tamales away.
她嘛 你知道的 Well, Mom, you know -
-這是什么 是我做的嗎 -是你做的 -What's this one? Did I make this? -You made that.
噢 綠衣芭蕾姑娘在這 就是這個 Oh, here's the green ballerina. This is the one.
綠衣芭蕾姑娘 The green ballerina?
-你們是綠色女孩嘛 -香德拉和她媽媽 -You were the green girls -Chandra and her mother.
是啊 這是我們的特色 我們是綠色一族 Right. Yeah, that was our level. We were level green.
-再見了 我愛你們 -再見 親愛的 -Bye. I love you. -Bye, honey.
-這次回家真開心 -等我一到紐約 -It was a great trip. -Yeah, I'll call you...
就給你們打電話 拜拜 as soon as I'm back in New York. Bye.
再見 Bye.
-啊嘿喲 性感妞 -噢 嘿 -Ahoy, sexy! -Oh, hey.
不用再謝我了 Stop thanking me.
你能讓我住你家 對我來說很重要 It just means a lot, letting me stay with you.
只想讓你知道 你一定會收到我的感謝卡片 I want you to know, you are definitely getting a thank-you note.
不用了 Don't worry.
嘿 你以前有沒有玩過"打著玩" Hey, have you ever done where you, like, play fight?
-干嘛 -很好玩的 真的 -Why? -Because it's funny. To be funny.
-我不想 -真的很好玩的 -I don't want to. -It's super fun.
呃 就過來打我就好了 Um, so just come at me.
不要 No.
好吧 那就我 Okay, well, then, I'll just -
住手啊 該死 Stop it! Damn it!
抱歉 但你要打回來的 Sorry. You have to fight back.
住手 我說了住手啊 Stop it! I said stop!
噢 對不起 Oh. S-Sorry.
真太謝謝你了 Thank you so much.
噢我的天哪 他真是最漂亮的寶貝 Oh, my God. He's the most beautiful creature.
他的身高超過了90%的寶寶 體重超過了95%的 He's in the 90 percentile for height and 95 for weight.
但等到會走路之后會降下來一些 But it evens out later, when they walk.
現在并不代表他以后會是胖子 It doesn't mean he'll be fat.
當然 No!
-呃 你有個電話 -噢 -Eh, you're getting a phone call. -Oh.
我覺得很搞笑 當人們有孩子以后 It's so funny when people have kids, and they're all...
就說"我以前總是只在意自己 I used to be so focused on me,
但現在完全不同了"才不是這樣 and now I'm totally not?it's like, no.
這孩子還是你 是半個你 是縮小版的你 It's still you. It's half you. it's a mini-you.
人是你造的啊 I mean, you made it.
-我今天忘吃飯了 -唯一有可能聽到 -I forgot to eat today. -The only time you hear the phrase...
"我來這可不是交朋友的"這句話 只能是在真人秀上 I'm not here to make friends is on reality television.
-噢對不起 -沒關系 -Oh! Sorry. -It's okay.
-真對不起 -不用 我只是想試著少喝點 -I'm so sorry. -No, I'm trying to not drink right now.
-抱歉 -不用 -I'm sorry. -Don't be.
你不像我 喝了四份伏特加之后就瘋得不成人樣 You're not the one who's bat-shit crazy after four vodkas.
吉奈爾懷孕之后 戒酒戒得很艱難呢 Janelle had a hard time giving it up when she was pregnant.
的確 我完全理解 I did, yeah. I totally understand.
你是做什么的 What do you do?
-什么 -你是做什么的 這問題好蠢 -What? -What do you do? It's such a stupid question,
但我還是問一下吧 I thought I'd ask it.
噢不會 我是律師 Oh, no. I'm -I'm a lawyer.
-你是做什么的呢 -這問題真是太蠢了 -What do you do? -That's such a stupid question.
開玩笑啦 嗯 我這有點難解釋 Just kidding. Um, it's kind of hard to explain.
因為你的職業很復雜 Because what you do is complicated?
因為我現在沒有真正在做 Uh, because I don't really do it.
-我是個跳舞的 我猜吧 -嗯 -I am a dancer, I guess. -Mm.
弗蘭西斯和我是同個公司的 Frances and I are in the same company.
但瑞秋是主要人物 我只是替補 But Rachel's in the main company. I'm an apprentice.
希望我也能加入巡演隊伍 我禮拜一要去見科琳 Hopefully the touring company soon. I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday.
-噢不錯啊 -是啊 -Oh, cool. -Yeah.
但一切都很不錯 But things are really great.
瑞秋和我住在很棒的公寓 Rachel and I have a really cool apartment.
是她的公寓 我暫住了差不多六個禮拜吧 Or Rachel does, and I'm staying there for six-ish weeks.
-五個 -是啊 五個禮拜 -Five. -Right. Five. Yeah.
但一切都變得好起來了 But everything's up in the air right now.
我喜歡一個人呆著 I like being alone.
-我剛從薩克拉門托回來 -噢 -I just got back from Sacramento. -Oh!
安迪和吉奈爾剛從巴黎回來呢 Oh, Andy and Janelle just got back from Paris.
帶著個嬰兒乘六個半小時的飛機 Six and a half hours on a plane with a baby.
短時間之內是不想再經歷了 但那里美如天堂 Won't be doing that again soon. But it was heaven.
你去過巴黎嗎 Do you ever get to Paris?
哦 沒有 算是有一次吧 Uh, no, not really. Kind of, once.
不過其實沒有 那個博物館 Actually, no. What's that museum...
有電梯和管子的 叫什么 with the escalators and tubes?
-蓬皮杜 -沒錯 -The Pompidou. -Yeah!
他們在巴黎六區有個很好的公寓 They have this great place in the Sixth.
-是個很小的度假公寓 -真的嗎 -Oh, it's a little pied-a-terre. -Literally?
是的 但它真的很特別 Yeah, but it's a really special place.
嗯 只是真的很難抽時間過去 Yeah, it's just so hard to get to spend any time there...
自從我開始在華爾街日報上班 還有了孩子 since I got the job at the Journal... and the baby.
我很想去巴黎 一定是個神奇的地方 I'd love to go to Paris. I'll bet it's magic.
我大學時候有個朋友 艾比 Uh, my friend from college, Abby...
她搬去了巴黎 因為他男朋友在那邊銀行工作 who moved there with her boyfriend because he works at a bank...
大學時候 她本來是最好的五個閨蜜之一 in college, she was one of the top five group of friends...
但后來佐伊和我們關系好了 but then Zoe became closer to the group and Abby moved...
艾比就去了另一個圈子 to the outer circle.
索菲和艾比從沒真正成過朋友 Sophie and Abby never totally got along...
后來她開始跟保羅約會 and then she started dating Paul...
我一直覺得他 不會跟我們之中任何一個約會的 who I always thought would've dated any of us...
但是他最終成了艾比的男朋友 but... he ended up with Abby.
如果你打算去的話 Well, if you're ever there...
-我們希望你過去住一住 -好啊 -we like for it to be used. -Yeah.
我應該不會近期馬上就去巴黎 I don't see myself getting there super soon...
但 謝了 but... thanks, thanks.
這條裙子真是性感 That is a very sexy dress.
操 我語氣就像個同性戀阿婆 Fuck, I sound like a gay grandmother.
弗蘭西斯 我想你應該認識 我在高盛的一個同事 Frances, I think you know one of my colleagues at Goldman -
瑞德·"帕奇"·克勞斯 Reade PatchKrause.
是啊 我認識帕奇"還好嗎 哥兒們" Yeah, I know Patch. Sup, brah?
就是他 沒有人比他... That's him. Nobody is better
更擅長預計拐點的到來 at anticipating inflection points than Patchy.
他的女朋友索菲 His girlfriend, Sophie,
我們幾乎是長著不同頭發的同一人 and I are the same person with different hair.
也不是啦 我們是大學同學 Not really. We went to college together...
以前周末就會乘火車來市區 做點壞事 and we used to take the train into the city on weekends and make bad decisions.
-你懷孕了 -什么 沒有 -You got pregnant? -What? No.
她是個好姑娘 我真的很喜歡她 她很聰明 She's a great lady. I really like her. So smart.
是啊 我也覺得 Yeah. I mean -Yeah.
我是說 我們都很聰明 I mean, we're all smart.
是啊 但她是那種讀書人的聰明 Yeah, but she's... book-smart smart.
其實不是的 她其實不怎么看書 She's actually not. She doesn't really read...
除了工作需要 聽起來挺好笑吧 except for work, which is the funny thing.
我以為她看很多書呢 She seems like she reads a lot to me.
-我看得多的多 -這樣 -I read way more. -Mm-hmm.
我不知道自己干嘛要說索菲的壞話 I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie.
她是我認識的最好的人了 She's basically the best person I know.
-不過事情還真是挺瘋狂啊 -是啊 -It's kind of crazy though, right? -Mm, yeah.
-指哪件事 -日本啊 -Which part? -Japan.
日本 Japan?
是啊 他們過兩個禮拜就要搬去日本了 Yeah, they're moving to Japan in a couple of weeks.
-等等 什么 -帕奇有工作變動 -Wait. What? -Patch got transferred.
是個很好的職位 他以后就是 it's a really cool position. He's gonna be...
亞洲地區市場的研究總監 the director of research for all the Asian markets.
去多久 For how long?
無限期的 Indefinitely.
但索菲在蘭登書屋上班啊 But Sophie has a job at Random House.
她辭職了 She quit.
噢 Oh.
上次去普拉提學習真不錯 感覺很好 The Pilates thing is nice. You feel so good.
弗蘭西斯和我經常做瑜伽 對舞蹈有幫助 Frances and I do a lot of yoga. It"s good for dance.
和別人一起去很開心的 跟朋友一起 It's fun to go with somebody, to have a friend to go with.
我覺得我真人比照片里好看 I think I'm better-looking than I am in pictures.
娜迪亞 Nadia ?
我想要的是這樣一個瞬間 I want this one moment.
我覺得兩個人的關系就應該是這樣 It's -it's what I want in a relationship...
或許這也能解釋為什么我現在還單身吧 哈哈 which might explain why I am single now. Ha, ha.
就是 It's, uh -
有點難解釋 It's kind of hard lo -
你和一個人在一起的時候 有這樣的瞬間 it's that thing when you're with someone...
他們知道 你愛著他們 and you love them and they know it...
你也知道他們也愛著你 and they love you and you know it...
但你們在一個派對上 but it's a party...
你們都在跟不同的其他人說著話 and you're both talking to other people...
都在開心地笑著 and you're laughing and shining...
這時候你望向屋子的另一邊 and you look across the room...
兩個人的眼光交匯了 and catch each other's eyes...
并不是那種有占有欲的意思 but -but not because you're possessive...
也不是那種色迷迷的眼神 or it's precisely sexual...
但只是因為 but because...
那就是你生命中的那個人 that is your person in this life.
這很好笑也很傷感 因為 And ifs funny and sad, but only because...
生命總會結束 但你眼前這個神秘的世界 this life will end, and it's this secret world...
就在你面前出現著 that exists right there...
這么多人在場 in public, unnoticed,
毫無征兆地就出現了 沒有其他任何人了解的 that no one else knows about.
就像人們說過的宇宙中還有另外一個維度 It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist...
它就在我們身邊 但我們感覺不到 all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them.
這就是 That's -
我想要的二人世界 That's what I want out of a relationship.
或者說是生活吧 Or just life, I guess.
愛情吧 Love.
我聽上去是醉了對吧 I sound stoned.
我沒喝醉 I'm not stoned.
謝謝你們招待我晚餐 再見 Thanks for dinner. Bye.
噢 再見 Oh. Bye.
你他媽的上哪去呢 Where the fuck are you going?
我暈乎乎的 想回家 沒問題吧 I'm kinda wasted. I was gonna go home. Is that okay?
我無所謂的 開玩笑的 I don't care. I was just kidding.
-謝謝你們邀請我 -很高興你能來 -Thanks so much for having me tonight. -Nice to have met you.
祝你好運 弗蘭西斯 Good luck, Frances.
你就走啦 You're leaving.
其實呢 安迪 Actually, Andy...
我覺得我這周末應該會去巴黎一趟 I think I might be going to Paris this weekend.
真的 Really?
噢 你想去我們的公寓住嗎 Oh. D-Do you want to stay in our apartment?
好啊 Yes.
-太好了 -好 -Fantastic. -Okay.
真不錯 我會把地址資料發給你 That's wonderful. I'll get you the information.
-很好 -太好了 -Wonderful. -Great.
弗蘭西斯 Frances!
-本吉 -嘿 -Benji! -Hey!
我就知道是你 從你那漢子一樣的走路姿勢認出來的 I knew it was you. I could tell by your weird man walk.
-你留胡子了 -是啊 -A beard! -Yeah.
-你好 -這位是卡洛琳 -Hello. -This is Caroline.
我叫卡洛琳 I'm Caroline.
舞跳得怎么樣了 弗蘭西斯 How are the dances, Frances?
弗蘭西斯和我以前結過婚的 Frances and I used to be married.
你們干嘛去呢 想去喝一杯嗎 What are you guys doing? You want to get a drink?
我們倆正去我朋友家的派對 是一個別墅派對 We're going to my friend's party. it's a house party.
-我是說"別墅"是主題 -這算是什么主題啊 -I mean, that's the theme. -How's that a theme?
-挺神奇的吧 -而且派對是在公寓里舉行的 -Amazing, right? -And it's in an apartment.
-你想的話可以一起來 -不用 我真的 -You can come if you want. -No, I really -
我不該去 我準備去巴黎呆兩天 I shouldn't. I'm going to Paris for two days.
-什么 -怎么只呆這么短 -What? -Why so short?
我禮拜一還要去見科琳 I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday.
-我又跟你不熟 -等等 你不是沒錢嗎 -I don't know you. -Wait, I thought you were poor.
我打算用我剛收到的信用卡 I'm gonna use this credit card I got in the mail.
這可不是什么明智之舉 銀行就是引誘你負債 That's not smart. They want to keep you in debt.
我知道 我也看不少紀錄片 I know that. I see documentaries.
挺不錯嘛孩子 我在巴黎住過一年 Good for you, kid. I lived there for a year.
你從沒告訴過我 You never told me that.
沒錯 我在那里時還碰上賽日·甘斯布去世 Yep. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died.
賽日·甘斯布 法國詩人 歌手 1991年去世
-瘋狂歲月啊 -你當時不是才8歲嗎 -It was a crazy time. -Weren't you, like, eight?
歐式迪斯科時代的落幕[興起于70年代] Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco.
我有好多事要做 I have so much to do.
我大概會開始讀普魯斯特的書 I think I'll probably read Proust...
當你應該做某件事的時候 because sometimes it's good to do
你就應該去做 因為這對你有好處 what you're supposed to when you're supposed to.
普魯斯特很沉[重]啊 Proust is pretty heavy.
-我聽說值得一讀 -我是說書 帶上飛機很沉 -It's worth it, I hear. -I meant the book -carrying it on the plane.
我大概應該先學法語 I should probably learn French first...
然后看法語版的 and then read it in French.
約會無能族 Undateable.
我們得走了 Well, kid, we've gotta run.
-很高興見到你 -噢 你也是 你真漂亮 -Nice meeting you. -Oh, you too. You're very pretty.
-謝謝你 -回頭見了 小怪胎 -Thank you. -See you around, weirdo.
嘿 艾比 是我 弗蘭西斯 我剛到呢 Hey, Abby, it's Frances. I just got in.
我正要去 Uh, I'm going to this...
有個家伙免費借給我的公寓 free apartment of this dude.
現在我先回去休息了 Right now I'm gonna get some sleep...
但記得打給我啊 uh, but call me.
我明天全天都在的 很想見見你和保羅 I'll be around all tomorrow. I'd love to see you and Paul.
噢 該死 Oh, shit.
嘿 艾比 又是我 弗蘭西斯 Hey, Abby, ifs Frances again.
你們倆想見個面 吃晚餐嗎 去哪都行 Do you guys want to meet for dinner? I can meet you anywhere.
我就是那個長青春痘的還長個不停的女生 I'll be the girl with the acne holding more acne.
還營業嗎 Are you open?
-不開 -好吧 -No. -Ok.
-喂 -弗蘭西斯 -Hello? -Frances ?
索菲 噢天哪 嗨 Sophie! Oh, my God! Hi! Hi!
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我打電話來是想告訴你 我要和帕奇搬去日本了 I called you to tell you I'm moving to Japan with Patch.
是好事情嗎 你開心嗎 Is that good? Are you excited?
我知道我倆之間是怪怪的 但 I know things are weird between us, but...
我們今晚有個餞行派對 we're having a kind of going-away party tonight...
也想請你一起來 and I wanted to say you're invited.
我 I'm -
-我去不了 -你沒必要撒謊的 -I can't. -You don't have to lie.
我沒撒謊 真沒有 I'm not lying. I'm really not.
-能去日本真好啊 -真瘋狂 -That's awesome about Japan. -It's crazy.
上禮拜帕奇的老板把他喊去辦公室 Last week Patch's boss called Patch into his office...
對他說"去日本吧 賤人" and was like, Japan, bitch?
我真希望今晚能去 I wish. I could come tonight
我也是 Me too.
我們可以下禮拜一起吃飯 We could get dinner next week.
為什么現在才說 我很想一起的 Why now? No, I want to...
但帕奇的祖父病重了 but Patch's grandfather is real sick...
我們都要去芝加哥 給他做特殊療程 and we're all going to Chicago for these special treatments.
有錢人得重病真是神奇的事啊 Being sick when you're rich is totally awesome.
醫生幾乎把他所有的細胞都換了一遍 They replace all his cells or something.
我們會經常回紐約的 只是常駐東京 We'll be back to New York a lot. We'll just be based in Tokyo.
你可以學日語 You'll learn Japanese.
我們可以視頻聊天啊 21世紀了嘛 We can videochat. Twenty-first century. What up?
-我電腦沒攝像頭 -換個地方對人有好處 -My computer doesn't have that. -New places are good for you.
-是啊 -你也該去旅旅游 弗蘭 -Yeah. -You should travel, Fran.
正在呢 我會的 I am. I will.
以后會的 I'm going to.
我真的為你高興 我只是 I'm really happy for you. I just -
沒什么 你知道嗎 我真的為你高興 No, you know What? I'm just really happy for you.
-我們會開個博客 -一起嗎 -We're gonna have a blog. -Together?
是啊 膩歪吧 Yeah. Barf.
會上傳圖片 寫點日志什么的 We'll upload pictures and stories and stuff.
真對不起我錯過了你的圣誕演出 I'm so sorry I missed your Christmas show.
-我當時大概還在生氣 -我沒 -I guess I was mad. -I didn't -
反正我也演得不怎么樣 I wasn't so good anyway.
所以演出一切都好嗎 How's all that going?
好 好極了 Good. Great.
我禮拜一要去見科琳 談點事情 I'm meeting on Monday with Colleen to talk about stuff.
你終于要正式加入公司啦 真的 You'll finally be in the company? For real?
是啊 不過大概以后要去巡演 Yeah. I'll probably be touring, though.
真是太棒了 弗蘭 That's so great, Fran.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
你現在住哪兒呢 Where are you living?
我聽說你沒再和那兩個男生住一起了 I heard you're not with the boys anymore.
嘿 我們去日本的以后 你想來我們的公寓住嗎 Hey, do you want to live in our apartment while we're in Japan ?
不 我 不用 No, I-No.
我很快就會有自己的公寓的 I'm gonna have my own place real soon.
或許以后我還要找你蹭呢 Maybe one day I'll stay with you.
或許吧 Maybe.
我該掛了 謝謝你打來 I should go. Thanks for calling.
我 我也該說對不起 I'm -I'm sor-I'm sorry too.
-接受你的道歉 -你也別太得意啊 -我沒有 -Apology accepted. -Don't be a dick about it. -I wasn't.
-這個電話打得我可貴了 -為什么 -This phone call's costing me a fortune. -Why?
開玩笑的 沒有 Just kidding. It's not.
嘿 艾比現在是不是在巴黎 你知道嗎 Hey, Is Abby in Paris night now, do you know?
-應該吧 -好 -I think so. -Okay.
-你聽上去真的很不錯 弗蘭西斯 -我的確是 -You sound really good, Frances. -I am.
我過得真的不錯 I am really good.
謝謝你打來 我現在得說幾句話 Thank you for calling. I'm going to say something now...
但我不想讓你有回話的壓力 所以我說完就掛咯 but I don't want you to feel obligated to say anything back, so I'm gonna hang up right away.
我愛你 索菲 拜拜 I love you, Sophie. Bye.
你好 《穿靴子的貓》幾點開始 Hello. When did Puss in Boots start?
嗨 弗蘭西斯 親愛的 我們才收到你的留言 Hi, Frances. Honey, we just got your messages.
不知道為什么之前沒收到 I don't know why they didn't come through before.
我們在巴黎呢 很想見你 We're here. We'd love to see you.
真是太狂野了 This is so wild.
你還記得杰拉德嗎 尼古拉斯的哥哥 You remember Gerard, Nicolas' brother?
就那個長得像讓-皮埃爾·利奧德的 The one who looks like Jean-Pierre LAcaud?
他現在離婚了 正跟我們在一起呢 Well, he's divorced now, and hes staying with us.
我真覺得你肯定會喜歡他的 今晚一起吃晚飯吧 I think you'd really like him. Come to dinner tonight.
他也會來 然后還有一個哲學家 He'll be there, as well as a philosopher...
還有一對人很好的畫家夫妻 and a painter couple who are really great.
噢 今次真是機會太好了 Oh! This is such good timing.
嘿 你來了 進來吧 Hey, you. Come on in.
-瑞秋說你去巴黎了 -是的 -Rachel said you were in Paris. -I was.
-這么快就回來了 -我們不是要見面嗎 -Back so soon? -Well, we had this meeting.
我們可以改時間的 我是說 我自己差一點 We could've moved it. I mean, I almost canceled it...
都得在今天早上取消了 myself this morning.
我起床之后喉嚨很癢 I woke up with this tickle in my throat.
那么 你愿意接替南希的職位嗎 Listen, do you want to take over Nancy's position?
-南希 辦公室里的那個嗎 -她懷孕了 -Nancy, who works in the office? -She 3 pregnant.
噢 不 我不想 是誰告訴你的 Oh. No, I don't. Who told you that?
不 是我要問你的 No, I'm asking you.
我是假設你不再在我們公司了 I assumed you're not keeping on with the company.
-你不會想一輩子做學徒的 -的確 -You don't want to be an apprentice for life. -Nope.
你應該好好考慮 理清一下自己的事業 You should think about putting your own stuff together.
-怎么理清 -比如 你自己的作品 -Like how? -Like, your own work.
噢不用了 我大學畢業后就不再做了 Oh, no. I kind of gave that up after college.
而且 那也只是 Plus, that was basically like...
拉拉隊長做的編舞 cheerleaders doing my choreography.
我一直很喜歡你做的東西 包括給孩子們的 I always liked the stuff you did, even for the kids.
是嗎 Yeah?
你真的應該考慮一下接替南希 You really should think about taking Nancy's position.
雖然工資不高 但足夠生活 It's not a lot of money, but it's enough to keep you going.
-我干嘛要做這個 -這是份不錯的白天工 -Why would I do that? -It's just a good day job...
同時你還有時間考慮是不是繼續做編舞 while you figure out whether you want to choreograph.
-你說的倒輕而易舉 -不 的確不容易 -You say it like it's easy. -No, it's not easy.
但如果你在這里上班 就可以用里面的排練廳 But if you work here, you can use the studio space.
不了 No.
我會另找工作的 我真的已經快要找到了 I'll get something else. I'm really close to getting something.
工作嗎 A job?
是啊 跳舞的 我還是會繼續跳舞 只是不在這了 Yeah. Dancing. I'm still gonna be a dancer. Just not here.
哇 那很好啊 真不錯 Wow! Well, good for you. That's great.
我知道 I know.
那就祝你好運了 弗蘭西斯 Well, good luck to you, Frances.
嗯 也祝你好運 Yeah. Good luck to you too.
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-嗨 媽媽 -嗨親愛的 -Hi Mom. -Hi honey.
-嗨媽媽 -湯姆 從另一邊接起來 -H1i Mom. -Tom, pick up the other phone.
-學校怎樣 -挺好 -How is it up there? -Good. Good.
我算是還在跳舞吧 I I'm dancing, kind of
我住到一幢以前沒住過的宿舍 挺有意思的 I get to live in a dorm I didn't live in, which is fun.
助教都住在宿舍 All the RAs live in dorms.
不是客廳里那個 那個沒電了 Not the one in the living room. The battery is dead.
-回學校感覺奇怪嗎 -挺好的 -Is it strange to be back? -It's nice.
夏天時候空蕩蕩的 It's so empty in summer.
好怪啊 就好像我回大學了 It's weird. It's like I went back to college,
但大家都是跳舞的 沒人再是符號學專業的了 but everyone was a dancer and not a semiotics major.
但你應該會覺得很有趣吧 That must be fun for you, though.
我現在是大人中的一員了 And now I'm one of the adults.
-我一直在想自己會碰到索菲 -嗨 親愛的 -I keep thinking I'm gonna run into Sophie. -Hi, honey.
我收到索菲發來的照片 I got a picture of Sophie
她和帕奇在日本最大的狗狗公園 and Patch in the largest dog park in Japan.
-我挺喜歡的 -我收到他們在情色商場的照片 -I think I'd like that. -I got a picture of them at a porn mall.
-你的錢夠嗎 -夠 其實 -Do you have enough money? -Yeah. I mean...
我還欠著那次去巴黎的錢 我真是太蠢了 I'm still in debt from Paris. That was just stupid.
-抱歉這次我們不能幫忙了 -你幫了我很多了 -I'm sorry we can't help you out. -You help out so much.
我會沒事的 我在會場工作他們付更多工資 I'll be okay. They pay me extra to work the events.
噢 可是你可不是個好侍者 Oh, you aren't a good waitress.
我可不是服務生 只是給捐款方倒酒 It's not waitressing. It's like pouring for donors.
-你還在做編舞嗎 -湯姆 這個我們談過了 -Are you choreographing? -Tom, we went over this.
至少人在大自然里花不了錢 At least you can't spend money in nature.
-你現在在哪呢 -大自然里 -Where are you right now? -Nature.
我們不用一對一進行引導吧 We don't have to, like, guide them personally, do we?
我們只需要保證 他們不隨便上床或者猝死吧 We just have to make sure they don't fuck or die.
啊那就好 我現在感覺就像身處瓦爾登湖 Ah, good, because I'm having a Walden's Pond moment.
你家有個湖 You have a pond?
我在《瓦爾登湖》里面有發現 I found something out about Walden's Pond:
那地方離他老媽家開車五分鐘 It was five minutes from his mom's house.
他會去那里拿生活用品 He used to go over there and get supplies.
-那你在哪拿 -這里 -So where are you? -Here.
-不 我是問你在哪上大學 -我沒有 我不是 -No, where do you go to college? -I don't. I'm not
我已經畢業了 但我年輕的時候是在這里上的大學 I'm done with college. But I went here when I was younger.
奇怪 我一直以為 你必須是學生才能做校內工作 Weird. For some reason, I thought you had to be in college to do this.
不是 我只是想離開城市一陣子 Nope. I just wanted to get out of the city...
并且我認識這邊夏季學期的系主任 她幫忙聯系的 and I knew the director of the summer program, so she hooked it up.
他們有房間和床位 我還在會場幫忙 可以更多錢 They had room and board. I'm working the events to make more money.
-你真是個負責任的人 -也不是啦 -You're super responsible. -No, I'm not.
我在這里讀書其實也不是太久以前的事 我才27歲 It wasn't that long ago that I went here. I'm only 27.
-你是我們班的嗎 -是 我是助理 -Are you with the program? -Yes, I'm assisting.
-好 那你也是老師了 -不 我不是 -Great. So you're a teacher. -No, I'm not.
-我是宿舍助理 但我也跳舞的 -那對不起了 -I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer. -I'm so sorry.
-怎么 -宿舍助理是不能參與上課的 -For what? -Resident assistants can't take class.
但我 不僅僅是宿舍助理 But I'm -I'm not just an RA.
抱歉 規矩不是我定的 I'm so sorry. I don't make the rules.
我也是跳舞的 還是校友 I'm a dancer, and I went here.
對不起 我們要開始上課了 Sorry. I have to start class.
你是個很好的服務生 You're a really good waitress.
我不是服務生 我只是幫倒酒 I'm not a waitress. I just pour.
-你十分鐘前就該來換班了 -對不起 我 -You were supposed to be on duty ten minutes ago. Shh! -I'm sorry. I -
你還好吧 Are you okay?
嗯 Yeah.
我在這里坐一會兒咯 I'm just gonna sit here, okay?
你不必這么做的 You don't have to do that.
我還是坐一會吧 I'm just going to, though.
你要交換去那邊嗎 Are you gonna study abroad there?
噢不是 我不是學生 Oh, no. I'm not a student.
不想再"交換"了 There's no more abroad.
我是日本混血的 I'm half Japanese
我最好的朋友現在住在那里 My best friend kind of lives there now.
你用完了沒 Are you done?
女士 你不能在這里吸煙 Ma'am, you can't smoke here.
-噢對不起 -不要亂扔 -Oh, sorry. -No, don't throw it!
真該死 Goddamn it!
怎么個有名法 Famous, how?
她是參議員 國會議員之類的 She's a senator or a congress woman or something.
-是重要人物 -我該多看看新聞的 -She's important. -I should read the news more.
你今晚的任務就是跟著她 Your job tonight is to follow her.
保證她被服務周到 她給學校捐了好大一筆錢 Just make sure she's taken care of. She just gave a ton of money to the school.
所以她走了你才能走 懂了嗎 So you don't leave until she leaves. Got it?
我上學的時候 這里都是女生 When I went here, it was all girls.
要想見到男生 我們得搭火車去霍博肯[新澤西州] To meet a boy, we had to take the fuck truck to Hoboken.
你以前在這里上學 抱歉 你以前在這里上學嗎 You went here? Excuse me. You went to here?
-是的 -噢天哪 難怪呢 -Yes. -Oh, my God. That makes so much sense.
我就說你這么眼熟呢 你在我們的小冊子上 I knew you looked familiar. You were on the freakin' brochure.
我叫弗蘭西斯 也是校友 I'm Frances. I went here.
很高興見到你 弗蘭西斯 Nice to meet you, Frances.
你也是 對不起 我其實不該跟你說話的 You too. Sorry, sorry. I'm not supposed to talk to you.
-我是負責倒酒的 -啊 請 -I'm pouring. -Ah, yes.
你特別鼓舞我們 You're very inspiring.
其實才華變得更高了 Actually, the endowment has grown.
噢 你看上去很寂寞啊 我們回頭聊吧 凱倫 Oh, you look so lonely. I'll see you later, Karen.
你看上去就像一幅畫 《寂寞男孩》 You look like a painting: The Lonely Boy.
其實我是個畫家 I'm actually a painter.
-沒開玩笑吧 -沒 -You're kidding. -No.
畫什么畫的畫家 What kind of painter are you?
你根本不在意 You don't care.
-你是恨我吧 -我不恨你 我愛你啊 -You hate me! -I don't hate you. I love you.
那你買了最便宜的拍賣品 最便宜的 You bought the cheapest auction thing. The cheapest!
我甚至都不是校友 I didn't even go here!
你的演講很精彩 You gave a great speech.
我真沒法相信你是獨立黨的 因為那盡是胡扯 I seriously can't believe you're an independent, because that's bullshit.
抱歉 索菲 我們走吧 Sorry. Sophie, let's go.
我也是校友 我覺得你很棒 我讓他捐錢了 I went here. I thought you were great. I made him give money.
挺好 很高興見到你們 Good. Nice to meet you.
我們住在日本 能回來這里真是瘋狂啊 We live in Japan, so it's, like, crazy we're here.
你能大老遠回來參加拍賣會真是很好 That's wonderful you came all the way back for the auction.
我倒這么希望的 I wish. No,
但其實我們回紐約是參加葬禮的 他祖父 we're in New York for a funeral. His grandpa.
-是我想來的 雖然他開車 但這是我的主意 -哦 -I wanted to come here. He drove, but it was my idea. -Ah.
-請節哀順變 -沒事 -I'm sorry for your loss. -It's okay.
-他的祖父在德國有一家精神病 -索菲 我們走 -His grandpa had a psycho family in Germany. -Sophie, let's go.
見到你真好 榮幸啊 I loved meeting you. A real honor.
這個蠢貨是我的未婚夫 This douche is my affianced.
-哦 -我們訂婚了 -Ah. -We're engaged.
你訂婚了 You're engaged?
其實不是"訂婚"的那種訂婚 It's not... engagedengaged.
好吧 什么 Right. What?
我們回來參加葬禮 我本想打給你 We're back for a funeral. I would've called,
但你在跟公司一起巡演 but you were touring with the company.
是啊 之前是 但我需要放個假 Yeah, right, I was, but I needed a break...
我覺得這個夏天 and I thought it would be so funny...
回學校過應該會很好玩 to come back to the college for the summer.
的確很好玩 我是夸獎 It is funny. In a great way.
是啊 然后來這里幫忙 還能掙點外快 And, yeah, just making extra money doing this kind of gig.
是啊 Yeah.
這蕩婦 What a slut!
-你還好吧 要吃的嗎 -我吃這個就好 -Are you okay? Do you need some food? -I'll just eat this.
-我真沒想到會見到你 -我也是 -I really didn't expect to see you. -Ditto.
我甚至都高興不起來 因為真是完全沒有預料到 It's almost hard to be happy about it, because I didn't have time to anticipate it.
想離開這鬼地方嗎 Want to get out of here?
我不能 I can't.
我得形影不離跟著她 I have to shadow this woman.
她就是我的牢房 She's my ward.
-我要開車 -不行 你這一塌糊涂的樣子 -I want to drive. -No, you're too fucked up.
-你才一塌糊涂 -我沒有 我喝的都他媽的是水 -You're fucked up. -No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier.
我不要回紐約去 我不想參加明天的葬禮了 I'm not going beck to New York. I don't want to go to the funeral tomorrow.
-你必須去 -我要跟弗蘭西斯出去玩 去逛商場 -You have to go! -I'm hanging outwith Frances. We're going to the mall.
-那可不行 -那我要帶弗蘭西斯去葬禮 -No, we're not. -I'm bringing Frances to the funeral.
我不想去 I don't want to go.
你根本不認識你祖父 從沒跟他在一起過 You didn't even know your grandpa. You didn't hang out.
可這是葬禮 別廢話 快上車 It's a funeral. It doesn't matter. Get in the car!
如果你真那么心碎 那我們怎么還來參加拍賣會了 If you're so broken up, why did we go to the auction?
-是你讓我去的 -我才不想要你來 -You made me go! -I don't want you here!
你醉得要命 我絕不允許你開車 You were wasted! And I wasn't going to let you drive.
-真該死 索菲 -弗蘭西斯 你覺得呢 -Goddamn it, Sophie! -Frances, what do you think?
-覺得什么 -你不必回答 -About what? -You don't need to answer.
-你祖父去世的時候 你有多傷心 -非常傷心 -How sad were you really when your grandpa died? -Pretty sad.
我就不傷心 我也搞不懂你干嘛要傷心 I wasn't, and I don't see why you should be.
你祖父就是個納粹騙子 Your grandpa was a cheating Nazi!
他才不是納粹 He was not a Nazi!
把腳放下來 弗蘭西斯 你住哪 Take your feet off the dash! Frances, where do you live?
-查金斯樓 -是宿舍嗎 -Chuggins. -Is that a dorm?
-是 -去查金斯樓他媽的怎么走 -Yes. -How the fuck do you get to Chuggins?
噢我到了 就在這里過去 Oh, this is me, right up here.
我的宿舍 My dorm.
查金斯樓啊 我們從沒住過這里 Chuggins. We never lived in this dorm.
我知道 就像我從未過過的人生 I know. It's like the life I never had.
不管怎樣 Anyway...
恭喜你們訂婚了 congratulations on your engagement.
還有請節哀順變 And sorry for your loss.
你真他媽的自私 You are so fucking selfish.
-晚安 弗蘭西斯 -不許跟她說話 不許看著她 -Good night, Frances. -Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.
-她是我的朋友 她根本就不喜歡你 -我喜歡你 -She's my friend. She doesn't even like you. -I like you.
我也喜歡你 弗蘭西斯 I like you too, Frances.
嘿 嘿 進來吧 Hey. Hey, come in.
-我能呆這里嗎 -當然 -Can I stay? -Of course.
進來吧 Come. Stay.
是微波爐熱的 但還不錯 It's made in the microwave, but it's good.
謝謝 Thank you.
我借你的衣服穿不要緊吧 I hope it's okay I borrow loungewear.
-沒事 -我覺得我想 -Of course. -I think I'm gonna -
噢 好 好 拿著 Oh! Okay, okay. Here. Shit.
對不起 我爛醉如泥 都吐了 I'm sorry I was so drunk I threw up.
對不起我住在這宿舍里 I'm sorry I live in a dorm...
還睡著單人床 and have a single bed.
來 你躺外面 Here. You lay on the outside.
好 Okay.
平躺著 一只腳踮在地上 Lay on your back and put one foot on the floor.
會幫助你緩解頭暈 It helps if you have the spins.
我當時懷孕也是一直吐 I used to throw up all the time when I was pregnant.
你之前懷孕了 You were pregnant?
在日本的時候 幾個禮拜吧 In Japan, for a few weeks.
然后我流產了 挺酷的 And then I miscarried, which was cool.
哇 Wow.
我蠢死了 流產一點都不酷 That sounds crass. Miscarriage is not cool.
-那你本打算生下來嗎 -沒 -Would you have had it? -No.
-那你打算跟帕奇結婚嗎 -不 -Are you gonna marry Patch? -No.
真不敢相信懷孕已經不是 什么瘋狂的概念了 I can't believe that pregnant is no longer crazy.
我不想呆在東京 我討厭那里 I don't want to stay in Tokyo. I hate it there.
-是嗎 -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
當我懷孕以后 我就想"快他媽的讓我走" And then when I got pregnant, I was just like, Get me the fuck out."
但你的博客看上去那么開心 But your blog looks so happy.
如果寫的都是煩心事 我媽就不會看了 I don't think my mom would read it if it were about depression.
我媽會看 My mom would.
我是真心的 我喜歡帕奇 I was telling the truth. I like Patch.
我不討厭他 I don't hate him.
我知道 I know.
我很抱歉我 I'm sorry about -
只是 如果你在去商店的路上 碰到了什么搞笑事 It's just, if something funny happens on the way to the deli...
并且只說給一個人聽 而那個人是帕奇 you'll only tell one person, and that'll be Patch...
而我永遠聽不到 and I'll never hear about it.
操 我累死了 Fuck, I'm tired.
該是好孩子的睡覺時間了 It's bedtime for all good children.
我想離開帕奇 離開東京 回紐約來 I want to leave Patch and leave Tokyo and come back to New York.
-就該如此 -我正打算呢 -You should. -I'm going to.
我可以 我不知道 我可以幫你 I could -I don't know. I could -I could help you.
我本來打算說"你可以來跟我住" I was gonna say, You could live with me..
但我連家都沒有 but I don't have a home.
-我一定要這么做 -操 這就對了 -I am going to do it. -Fuck, yeah, girl.
我想念我的工作 I miss my job.
我想念這些老式的摩天樓 I miss old skyscrapers.
或許我們可以同時搬回紐約 Maybe we'll move back to New York at the same time and be like...
就好像那些 在離婚后重新發現自我的女人 women who rediscover themselves after a divorce.
-我媽媽就是這樣 -哦是啊 對不起 -That's what my mom did. -Oh, yeah. Sorry.
不 我覺得那很棒啊 No. I think it'll be great.
我們應該在布魯克林租房子 住得離彼此很近 We should get apartments close to each other in Brooklyn.
是 就這么辦 Yeah. That's what we'll do.
我總覺得我們倆是在競爭的 I've always felt so competitive with you.
真的嗎 Really?
我都沒發現我們是競爭關系 I don't think I realized we were competitive.
-弗蘭 -嗯 -Fran? -Yes?
你能不能 我知道這不是我的床 但是 Can you -I know it's not my bed, but -
怎么 What?
你能把襪子脫了嗎 Can you take off your socks ?
噢好 當然 Oh, yeah. Sure.
只是 你知道的 在床上還穿著襪子 It's just, you know -socks in bed.
是啊 惡心 Right. Gross.
我愛你 弗蘭西斯 I love you, Frances.
晚安 Good night.
我愛你 索菲 I love you, Sophie.
晚安 Good night.
F 抱歉我昨晚喝得爛醉 F, I'm sorry I was so drunk last night...
但謝謝你對我那么好 我知道你肯定是那樣 but' thank you for being nice to me, which I know you were,
雖然我一點都不記得了 even though I don't remember it.
我只知道今早我找不到垃圾桶了 All I know is you don't have a trash can this morning,
所以當時一定情況很糟 so it must've been bad.
哈哈 我愛你 Ha, ha. I love you.
我得回紐約參加那個葬禮了 I've got to get back to this funeral in New York.
醒來記得給我打電話 我的手機號在美國也能用 Call me when you're a wake. My phone works in the States...
不會要額外話費的 and there aren't any charges or anything.
飛吻 索菲 XOXO. Sophie.
索菲 Sophie!
索菲 索菲 Sophie! Sophie!
紐約華盛頓高地 奧度本大道97號
他們怎么能這么討厭 How can they be so nasty?
對不起 I'm sorry.
-我們大概五分鐘之后回去 -嗨 我是弗蘭西斯 -Probably head back in about five. -Yes, hi. This is Frances.
是的"弗蘭西斯夜間舞"的那個 Yes, Frances for tonight?
謝謝 Thanks.
我只是想再確認一下 I just wanted to double-check
我會把演員們早一點帶過去 that we're still on for me bringing my guys in a little early.
好的 太好了 那半小時后見 Okay. Great. I'll see you in 30.
另外兩個團會6點45分到 I think the other two groups will be here by 6:45.
我們那個時候能排完的 謝謝 We'll be done by then. Thanks.
-嘿 -真高興見到你 -Hey! -Good to see you.
嗨 謝謝你們來 Hi! Hi. Thanks for coming.
那邊 Urn, over there.
你們休息一下 我能看看你們倆嗎 Then you guys rest for a second. Can I see the two of you?
-好了 -一號桿 -Okay. -Cue one...
撥上去 然后就行了 into the master, and you're all set.
-謝謝 -不用謝 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
耶 Yea!
我操 你們都結婚了 Fuck you guys. You got married.
-沒錯 -什么 -We did. -What?
-是啊 -嗨 -Yeah. -Hi.
嘿 很棒的演出啊 Hey. That was great.
噢 謝謝你 本 Oh, thanks, Ben.
我喜歡那些看上去像錯誤一樣的事情 I like things that look like mistakes.
不 它有時候讓我想起了 No, at times it reminded me of -
你去大都會看那個展了嗎 Did you see the exhibit at the Met...
那些影響了亨利·馬蒂斯的紡織品 about the textiles that influenced Matisse?
你的作品讓我想起了那些 That's what your piece reminded me of-
不是畫啊 是紡織品 not the paintings, but the textiles.
-嗯 -真是約會無能族 -Hmm. -Undateable.
-我嗎 -不 我說我當時是 -Me? -No, I meant me that time.
哦 是啊 紡織品 Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles.
嗯 但也沒錯 我現在也沒有女朋友 Yeah, but also true. Meaning I'm not dating anyone.
-約會無能族 有點區別 -噢 -Undateable. Same difference. -Oh.
你現在還是 約會無能嗎 Are you really still, uh -Are you undateable?
你是問 我 噢 是啊 是啊 You mean, am I -Oh. Oh, yes.
是啊 相當的 約會無能 Yes. Very undateable.
真的很有意思 有你的特點 It was so interesting, and so you.
-噢 謝謝 -我覺得感覺噴薄而出 -Oh, thank you. -To me it came right out.
真的很感謝 I really appreciate that.
是很了不起的成就 這么大一次演出 Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment. it's a huge piece.
是啊 我知道 很多演員 Yeah, I-I know. It's a lot of people.
謝謝你 Thank you.
真的很棒 It's just great.
我必須說 I have to say, it just...
我覺得它有聲有色太棒了 is so impressive to me.
你在看誰呢 Who -Who are you making eyes at?
索菲 她是我最好的朋友 That's Sophie. She's my best friend.
I know when to go out
or when to stay in
Get things done